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July 13, 2002

As you know, Santa Claus is coming Monday to Leesburg to speak against the anti-Christmas light rules being introduced.

I invited Santa.

I have now been contacted by telephone by the other side, a "Darth Vader", also known as the prince of darkness. Mr. Vader says he will be arriving in Leesburg, Va. at 8:30 a.m. in SUPPORT of the new rules enforcing darkness being considered by the Loudoun County Board of Supervisors on Monday, July 15, 2002.

Mr. Vader is not welcome in Loudoun County, but there are those who are working with the dark forces who welcome him and swear allegiance to enforcing the Rules of Darkness.

May God Bless you and bring the light of Truth to prevail on Monday.

Sincerely,

EUGENE DELGAUDIO
STERLING SUPERVISOR
MEMBER, BOARD OF SUPERVISORS, LOUDOUN COUNTY

BY AUTHORITY OF EUGENE DELGAUDIO

THIS MESSAGE IS A PARODY OR DRAMATIZATION OF ACTUAL LEGISLATIVE

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